11/13/12
Dear President Obama,
My name is Christine the turkey and I am concerned about the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday. As a Turkey, the reason for my fear should be obvious. I don't want to be eaten! If you pardon me, it will be a great pleasure. Chicken taste better than turkey. Plus it is cheaper!
Turkey taste like spaghetti topped off with fried liver. Maybe you should try jurkey. That tastes better. Please pardon all Thanksgiving turkeys like me! Turkey is a diet food. You won't feel very full if you eat me. All my little chicks will starve without me there to take care of them. You should eat pork the other white meat. I am pretty ill, so if my guts get inside you, you know what will be coming! Thank you for reading this and don't eat me for Thanksgiving dinner!
Your friend,
Christine the Turkey
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